I Hate Calling It Depression

Trying to Be a Hero, Finding Only a Human

Feb 25 • Byron Lane

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Start. Here.

This is Byrontology.

Feb 19 • Byron Lane

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My Meeting With the Gay Devil

I was so certain once. I was also really wrong.

Feb 5 • Byron Lane

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January 2026

My Mom’s Heart, a Hot Guy in a Loin Cloth, and Pink

My Week in Louisiana

Jan 24 • Byron Lane

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The Hilarious Thing About Testicular Cancer

Mortality, chemo, and if I’m ever murdered, they can use my silicone ball implant to identify my body.

Jan 14 • Byron Lane

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I Used 'The Bodyguard' To Stage A Coup In My Church Youth Group

Never mess with a gay kid who’s dramatic, lonely, and loves Whitney Houston.

Jan 7 • Byron Lane

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December 2025

New Year’s Eve Is A Trap

A retired Lit Professor into BDSM told me something that finally made the holidays make sense.

Dec 31, 2025 • Byron Lane

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This One Time I Was Accidentally A Hero At Christmas

Trigger warning: Contains laughter, love, Beverly D'Angelo

Dec 24, 2025 • Byron Lane

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"Wanna Work for Princess Leia?" - The Email That Changed My Life

How I became Carrie Fisher's assistant, why I had to quit, and what opens for us when we stop living someone else's life and start living our own.

Dec 17, 2025

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Writing Is Hard So I'm Starting a Cult

Lessons from the orgy tent at Burning Man, why my new novel is being rejected, and how I'm turning a setback into creative momentum, and you can, too —>

Dec 10, 2025

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Archaeology of BYRONTOLOGY

Helpful. Clarity. Culty.

Dec 2, 2025

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October 2025

Coming soon

You’re among the first to find Byrontology! Welcome, friend.

Oct 13, 2025 • Byron Lane

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